Where I worked they were so backward, they put the CCTV inside the building to watch the staff instead of outside to watch the not so safe street…
..they claimed they wanted to make sure staff were not sleeping.
Sleep??
I never managed that once, ever notice when it’s quiet it’s just plain stupid??

Now co workers…
..one night the co worker fell asleep and started snoring
I did not realize of course that he had his phone on receive
Until I answered a call between answering the radio and the guy said
You got someone there who is heaving breathing on people, you might wanna get that checked.

Is ok later that night he fell into the garbage can beside his desk so I did not have to say much.

Same fellow sneezed and his dentures flew across the room.

I was on a call when the teeth flew by, I managed a strangled “One Moment” before bursting into laughter.

Like I said, when it wasn’t crazy busy it was just stupid